Who SAYS That?

PARK ROAD BOOKS

Sister just got a lame break-up email.

A quote from the guy my friend K. went out with 3 times and who decided he didn’t want to date her anymore (even though she’d decided BEFORE she got the email that she didn’t want to date him anymore. Just so that’s clear):

“We should focus our dating energies elsewhere.”

I mean, yeah. I guess. But, really, who says that? Or as K. said so eloquently, “Fuck you very much.” (She has a potty mouth. Heh heh.)

I’ve heard a lot crrrap from dudes who didn’t want to date me (yes, believe it or not, men don’t want to date someone who writes about dating.  weird, huh?) and I’ve uttered just as much crrrap that has probably caused the receiver of my poorly contrived crrrap phrasing to say “Who says that?” and/or “Fuck you very much?”

Who else has heard stuff that has made you say/think to yourself, “Who says that?” and/or “Fuck you very much?” I want stories!

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