Breaking Up Is Funny Ha-Ha

Sometimes I stress about breaking up with someone even before we are in a relationship that could actually be broken up. I’ve also been known to chug a beer before breaking it off with someone. And I’ve been known to avoid the break up all together. I just *poof* disappear. That’s bad ju-ju though. I don’t do that anymore.

I also don’t like being broken up with. But who does really? I tend to take rejection hard. Like, hard. I could go out with someone just three times and I’ll come undone for weeks after I read the email that says something to the effect of: “I think we’ve reached the end of our course. Thank you for your time and energy.” I might have even been contemplating breaking it off with him and it would still smart something fierce.

I like that this guy Ted Tremper made break ups funny on his blog Break-ups: The Series. I think you will, too. I sort of want to star in one of his short films.

Favorite quote “I don’t like you anymore. At all.” Totally going to use that one.


7 responses to “Breaking Up Is Funny Ha-Ha

  1. I love you

  2. “I might have even been contemplating breaking it off with him and it would still smart something fierce.” Lord. You’re like my singlehood soulmate.

    • The Single Scientist

      I REALLY hate rejection. Hey, but at least we know what is actually going on, right? RIGHT? 🙂

      • Exactly. I wrote the first post on my current blog after I broke up with a guy . . . because I wasn’t sure he was into me anymore. It was the anticipatory reject-before-you-get-rejected breakup. Which always turns out well.

        Yes, I am still thirteen years old.

  3. The Single Scientist

    Well, it’s safe. That’s for sure. I’m too much of a sucker to do a preemptive break up. Hope springs eternal I suppose.

  4. “I think you should say I’m sorry” – Ha! So funny. Thanks for the laugh!

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