It’s the Inflatable Doll Isn’t It?

Busted!  [from the current Shouts & Murmurs column in The New Yorker on the idea of settling downward.]

4. Why would you say your last relationship ended?
(a) My computer crashed.

(b) The inflatable doll exploded (but I told everyone it was from happiness).
(c) Mange.

grow a lover

Not quite as creepy as an inflatable doll.

p.s. My Grow-A-Lover experiment is over. This is how much he grew. Not the 600x as promised, but a respectable sprout nonetheless. I’m not quite sure what to do with him. Perhaps dry him out and prop up in my display of barnyard animals and babushka dolls.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s