4. Why would you say your last relationship ended?
(a) My computer crashed.
(b) The inflatable doll exploded (but I told everyone it was from happiness).
p.s. My Grow-A-Lover experiment is over. This is how much he grew. Not the 600x as promised, but a respectable sprout nonetheless. I’m not quite sure what to do with him. Perhaps dry him out and prop up in my display of barnyard animals and babushka dolls.