When you’re single…

…friends give you stuff like this:

grow a loverI’ve had this little gem for a couple years now courtesy of my friend Josh. Ten minutes ago, I plopped the little pink anatomically ambiguous man in a glass of water as instructed because really, what else would a fabulous single woman be doing on a Monday night?

Nothing is happening with Grow A Lover. Or perhaps he’s just slow to make a move. Or maybe I waited to long to make the move. (I love how art mirrors life sometimes.) Or maybe he’s broken. Dammit. He’s broken. I know it.

Today’s lesson: Men never do what you want them to do. Even the strange pink fake ones.

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2 responses to “When you’re single…

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