He didn’t wait for me.

Meow.

Meow.

I thought we had a thing, John. I really did. But I had to find out this from them.  I survived when he got his wife knocked up and he became a douche bag (and if you caught one of the two episodes of his VH1 talk show, you know he wasn’t a DB before. He’s funny. Or at least he’s funnier than his songs are good.) No really, I’m happy for you. I think you will be happy. Just not as happy as you would have been had you waited for me. Just sayin’.

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