The Psychic indicated sexual longing might be an issue of imbalance for me. (I believe sexual repression was on the table, too, but I choose to ignore that one.) Good thing Coopie doesn’t have the same problem. He banged his monkey-faced girlfriend silly tonight as Roman (Coopie’s dad proudly yelling “Fuck that bitch. Just like that!”), Baxter (Coopie’s brother whining in the corner), and I (wielding the camera, of course) looked on.