Teaser Time

Kinda like walking the plank.

I flew through the air this morning. Trapeze school. It was awesome. I was awesome! I have video and lots to say. In fact, I will be creating a daring, death-defying blog post in which I link trapeze, flying, dating, timing, love, and pink monkeys.  Trust me, it’s going to be awesome. Better than the puppet show that didn’t quite work out. It actually ended up being kinda…porno? Unintentionally, of course, because, really, porn is boring. Anyway, that video is gonna require more editing. Until then, I leave you with this. Ready! Hep!

Seriously, it was raining. I didn't pee myself. Though I wanted to.